Indian Intelligence

Actually I got this as attachment from one of my friend,Somen Nandi.I think it's really hillarious....

Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin Bar main daily jaata Hoon Main Maa ...

Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin Daru peekar roz aata hun Main Maa ....

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Hain Na Maa... Tujhe Sab Hai Pata, Meri Maa...

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Theke pe Yun Na Chhoro Mujhe , Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Pau Main Maa...

Pauwa lene Bhej Na Itna Door Mujko Tu, Ghar bhi bhool jaun main Maa...

Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa... Kya Itna Bura...Meri Maa.........

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Scotch main,itna peeta nahi, Peg Se Seham Jaata Hoon Main Maa......

Chehre Pe Aane Deta Nahin Lekin kabhi ludak jaata Hoon Main Maa.......

Tujhe Sab Kuch PataHai Pata Hai Naa Maa..

Tujhe Sab Hai Pata.......Meri Maa ...